All plants 15% off… everything growing! *
I am a deep thinker. I at least fancy myself as a deep thinker. I think a lot. I ponder the great mysteries of life. I delve into areas of reflective, as well as forecastive introspect, where others dare not venture. Deep. Very deep. Deeper still.
I don’t watch the news. I make up my own. It’s hot today, but you knew that already. That has been a headline on my own personal newscast all day today. According to sources wishing to remain anonymous, it will likely be hot again tomorrow. BREAKING NEWS: This just in, it is the middle of July...
I have just now realized that I am not a deep thinker. What I am is an extremely thorough shallow thinker. I absolutely think the obvious to death. Other times I simply take a nap. Naps are the highest form of meditation. I am really into meditation. I don’t really get tired, but sometimes I really need to meditate for about 20 minutes; especially just after lunch.
Occasionally, I take a break from all this thought. I do think about taking a break from it. Usually, I get distracted by another news story in my head, and then completely forget about whatever it was that I was trying to not think about. Best I remember, anyway.
Before the channel surfing in my brain resumes, I need to say that even though it has been reported that it is hot, there is still an apparent good reason to get out and wade through the moisture-laden atmosphere. That reason is a sale. This is the sale you would choose for yourself, if you could do that. I know it is true: I just heard it on the news. ALL PLANTS 15% OFF! * That’s right, every growing thing is 15% off. Sale is limited to in-store purchases only. Iced bottled water is also an exception…because it is FREE (yes, in-store only)! Hurry out, grab an umbrella for shade, and come see us! 15% off all plants* ends July 22nd!